Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.

Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy

by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014

Puritania

We do away with your kind
Countdown to exterminate the human race
4, 3, 2, 1
Let chaos entwine
On defenseless soil
Remove errors of man
And sweep all the weakening kind
I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies
Bygone are tolerance
And presence of grace
Scavengers are set out
To cleanse the human filth parade

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled
I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of the light
Earth succesfully erased

Puritania

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Puerto Rock

Of puerto rican descent. That hails from Puerto Rico.

Where you cone from? im from puerto rock!

by PR Finest September 7, 2022

Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.

"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Purrp

Shortened name of Florida rapper SpaceGhostPurrp

Purrp has a bad relationship with Raider Klan

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHOHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 10, 2020

Puerto rican

The Latino people who are really over confident and obnoxious and like to fight like men whether they are men or women. Unfortunately Americans think all Latinos are Puerto Ricans and its humiliating because they act so ghetto.

"You looking at boyfriend bitch?! I'm Puerto Rican and ill rip your hair out!"

Actually I was looking at the clock on the wall behind you so pike down cause I wouldn't touch a man whose been with you."

by Jss June 10, 2013

puertoriffic

Used to describe a hot Puerto Rican or Latino chick....

"Yo, that dark skinned girl over there looks mad puertoriffic!"

by ozsevenzero April 22, 2008