porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 28, 2006

perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.

1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call

by The entire country of Portugal April 25, 2007

porch monkey

a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

by belleanna April 3, 2010

porchmonkey

a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!

by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008

off the porch

To be belligerently up at arms, ready or eager to fight, violently protective.

This expression originates from the southern United States where it is common for houses to have porches. To be "off the porch" means to be in your yard and looking for a fight with any and all tresspassers.

We off the porch ... that means if you walk in our yard, we gon' beat yo ass so bad yo momma won't recognize ya.
-Killa Mike

by enbob89 May 27, 2006

porch fucking

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

by Kyle Sanchez April 11, 2007

purchase

to purchase something is to take something without paying for it. this is also know as stealing.

girl 1: i'm so hungry
girl 2: buy some food then
girl 1: i aint got any money
girl 2: purchase some food then

by fishalong April 15, 2007