professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

professie

the affectionate cute nickname for a hot professor that one has an crush on...

A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...

by Shannning November 30, 2009

protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.

Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?

by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011

Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016