ProcrastinEating

The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.

Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!

by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009

procrastinating

What teenagers do when they dont want to do their homework

"Do your hw!" yells mother.
"No i think id rather do something that wont benifit me at all!" yells procrastinating teen going through puberty.

by James J December 28, 2005

Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.

I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.

by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011

procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007

Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

Procrastinative

The adjective of procrastinate: (1) to put off intentionally and habitually (2) to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done

I know have not done my assignment yet, I'm being procrastinative.

by sevendaystudios May 8, 2008