prematurely evacuate

its when you should or are able to leave before you know someones coming

partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.

guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!

partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.

by justcallmeroo August 1, 2009

POMA

stands for piss out my ass. from an episode out south park.

after eating taco bell I took a huge poma when I got home.
I was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma'd on her when she was sleeping.

me and my friend poma'd on our teacher's desk after we failed a test
I opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.

by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011

premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

premature cinejaculate

Hypothetically blowing your load over a movie before you can objectively think about it and your response is not reactionary.

He totally premature cinejaculated over Transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.

by Point Zero February 15, 2008

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008

pooma

acronym for Peeing out of my ass P.O.O.M.A. AKA bad diareah.

oh man i ate dirty sanchez's mexican food last night. all those beans made me POOMA so bad!
OR
dude i just took the roughest POOMA
whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass

by BabySleeper August 5, 2006