penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber

an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold.

Do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and Penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.

by adrian de la cruz August 23, 2010

Penguin Swag

When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.

*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*

Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"

Billy: *smh*

by CBBeast_D1121 November 10, 2010

Penguin rage

when a short fat teacher rages in the class room

omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111

teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"

by straightupgangsta2 January 13, 2011

penguinzo

Charles White Jr. (born August 2, 1994), better known by his online alias Cr1TiKaL (/ˈkrɪtɪkəl/; and its variations MoistCr1TiKaL and BigMoistCr1TiKaL), is an American YouTuber, Twitch streamer, podcaster, actor, and musician. He became popular for his gameplay and commentary videos of various video games on his penguinzo YouTube channel, mainly due to his monotone voice and deadpan delivery of humorous commentary

Penguinzo loves slap tournament.

by Zaeyviroxz May 12, 2021

Swag Penguin

one who has tremendous swag. with the ability to pick up any girl of guy in a matter of minutes.

Hudson? That kid's a swag penguin!

by Cmillzyo July 20, 2011

happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009