Pussy preachin

The act of laying with many men in hopes to convert them to Christianity.

"Oooh girl she be pussy preaching these hood rats"

by Vocabulraptor April 28, 2025

bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.

pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?

by luvdady April 8, 2010

That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"

Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.

by wordyteen January 27, 2024

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher”

Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?

by wordyteen January 29, 2024

Theory of Global Precarization

The socioeconomic theory describing the deliberate, systemic creation of economic insecurity as a tool of social control and profit maximization. According to this theory, the instability of modern work—gig economy jobs, zero-hour contracts, constant fear of layoffs—isn't an accident of market forces but a feature of late capitalism designed to keep workers desperate, compliant, and unable to organize. When everyone's one missed paycheck away from disaster, no one strikes, no one demands better conditions, and no one threatens the system. The theory of global precarization explains why stability has become a luxury good and why your parents' promise of "work hard and you'll be secure" now sounds like a fairy tale.

Example: "He explained the theory of global precarization to his friend who wondered why millennials couldn't just 'pull themselves up by their bootstraps.' 'It's not that we're lazy,' he said. 'It's that the system is designed to keep us insecure—no stable jobs, no pensions, no safety net. We're supposed to be too scared to demand better. It's working.' His friend went back to his two gig jobs and hoped the theory was wrong. It wasn't."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025