birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

pretentous

acting more important than you actually are

brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did

by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013

Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017