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“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.
“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth
by Garry Scope June 7, 2023
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poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV
Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning
by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013
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arsenic and cyanid poisoning

exessive intake of arsenic and cyanid, usually in contaminated water. Results in constant annoyance, anger and overall a discomfort feeling in your body.
ever since Robin had arsenic and cyanid poisoning taken that contaminated water he has been such a lame bee.
by Soctor2 January 14, 2018
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Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.
I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.
by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021
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Night apple is poison apple

An Apple property discovered by Jeon Jungkook in the VLive comments. Don’t worry, even if you eat it, you will be alright…..ONLY……only if you’re JK
Jk: “Night apple is……”
*furiously searches Papago for the right word*
Jk: “Poison!”
Jk: “Night apple is poison apple……but…I’m ok…because……………………I’m JK ✨”
by that apple March 11, 2023
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postoffice

A house in, usually in a town, where you can deliver small papers with other peoples names written down on them. These papers are called letters. Some weeks later may get a leter in your mailbox. The mailsystem is more an more taken over by email.
I broke man. I am totally broke. I think I have to write a little sweet letter for my mom and dad, begging them to send me some.
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poison

The last bit of a beverage in a bottle. Often people don't drink it, out of fear it may contain spit or has already lost its carbonic acid.
A: Dude, I'm so thirsty!
B: So why don't you just finish what's left in your bottle?
A: Naah, that's the poison..
by superweppy January 28, 2012
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