Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week
by Chicha chin June 17, 2017
A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 02, 2021
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 09, 2020
by lakjdlkfjlaj October 09, 2020
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022