by wangsauce December 7, 2022
Get the Basil on the Front Porch mug.Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011
Get the porch garggler mug.A lazy and dumb asian.
“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
by crjoker December 30, 2024
Get the Porch Gook mug.Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"
Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Porch Beers mug.Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spider mug.To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.
by tehamahreha February 28, 2009
Get the Sail the porch mug.A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women
by Parker Parker December 31, 2024
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