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planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.
Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.
by fnzzz November 26, 2011
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planka

is a word that mean plonker n wanker at thte sme time
dat girl is a planka shes mental man!
by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.
John you Planker!
by sks2002 August 28, 2018
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ten planks

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State

7. Extention of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liablity of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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plunkbat

Alternate shorthand for Playerunknown's Battlegrounds that's starting to pick up some wider usage (Gaming news sites, etc.). Can be considered to roll off the tongue nicer than PUBG, "Pub-guh" and similar shorthand. Coined by a Twitch streamer.
Yo, this is <insert the name of your Twitch streamer of choice> and we're back for another game of Plunkbat!
by The Real Plunkbat June 9, 2017
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Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter June 9, 2011
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Plonk

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs
her "PLONK"

him "haha what's that..."

her "an........ onomatopoeia?"

him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."
by msniceguy March 6, 2011
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