crowding the plate 

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

crowding the plate by JaaWeave November 9, 2006

poopy plate 

Side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food.

"Don't cry, Susan. We'll have the waiter bring you a poopy plate for the raisins. You don't have to eat them."

poopy plate by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

quigley plate 

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

quigley plate by iheartwords July 29, 2009

Skid Plate 

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

Skid Plate by Zotch March 24, 2017

Cheese plate 

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

Cheese plate by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

cake on a plate 

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

cake on a plate by Random Dude January 14, 2005

The hot plate 

You put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it.

The hot plate. If Jeff Anderson had set up the saran wrap in "Zach and Miri make a porno", he would've had a nice hot plate.

The hot plate by roseman2208 February 7, 2014