fart hole phantom

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.

I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.

by Jaaweave November 12, 2006

slap your plastics

To insert contacts in your eyes.

John said, "Slap your plastics and let's go to the bar."

by JaaWeave December 18, 2006

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 09, 2006