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Phantom stress

Phantom stress is where u have stress but u don’t know why and it’s because you are so used to having stress u still think u do and are just stressed for no reason. Otherwise known as anxiety
A: god I’ve been so stressed out this week but I have nothing going on. Why am I so stressed??
B: hm yeah that must be phantom stress
by nicegoodjewishgirl February 7, 2021
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Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!
(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."
by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017
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Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.
*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*
by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009
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Phantom vibes

When you could swear that you felt your phone go off in your pocket. But then upon checking, you discover your phone wasn't even in your pocket.
That's weird, I just had some Phantom vibes...I thought I felt my phone go off, then I realized I left it in the car.
by Badassballer January 28, 2016
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phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017
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Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016
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Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.
I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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