Panic Beeps

The instance where you turn on music/video/etc on a mac computer while you're at class/work/in public and realize how loud it is when you first press play. Immediately following is the "Panic Beeps" where you slam the volume key numerous times to lower it before you offend someone/get caught.

*class in progress*
Girl: (thinks: Ooh! New Katy Perry song! Must listen!)
Mac: CALIFORNIA GI-
Girl: EEP!
Mac: BEEP BEEP BEEp BEep Beep beep beep!
Girl: (thinks: fucking Panic Beeps made it worse...)
*headdesk*

by TheVurdmeister August 14, 2011

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

hooked on phonics

when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.

person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."

by Gabi321 November 27, 2009

panic hater

A bunch of cunts who like to call Panic At The Disco, the best band ever in the whole world they will blow out your eyeballs, emo. Except now people call them "wanna be Beatles". Hey, guess the what fuck is up, BITCH. Just because you want to generalize everyone, and say that Panic are fags because some of their fans are mentally retarded, or because they sound like "Fall Out Boy" or, now, "The Beatles", doesn't mean they suck. Infact, their sound is more original than bands that just SCREAM A BUNCH OF SHIT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND.

Listen to a song that isn't I Write Sins Not Tragedies or metal, you whore. Or if you don't really give a shit, then staple your mouth shut or I will do it for you.

PEACE, FUCKERS!

Stupid asshole: PANIC! AT THE PARTY IS SO GAY. ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS A TEENIE BOPPING SLUT. THEIR MUSIC SUCKS. COME JOIN MY PANIC HATER CLUB.
Bryden Joncer Wentz: HEY, GO SUCK A PENIS WHILE LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS.

by fivedollah October 23, 2008

phonicheckitis

The act of constantly checking your phone when you've given your digits to a hottie

Has he called yet?

No but I've got a wicked case of phonicheckitis

by hayles3121 March 30, 2009

Panic Cell

The most epic band. Ever. Consisting of

Harj Virdee (Guitar)
Rob Hicks (Drums)
Luke Bell (Vocals)
Nathan Wood (Guitar)
Bobby Town (Bass)
from the UK.

Panic Cell's most popular songs are Save me, Fallen, Right Here Waiting, black Juice, etc.

by Armeddy July 9, 2010

Johnny Panic

A really good south London band, rising stars.

Oh yeah, Johnny Panic rock my socks. Burn your youth!

by MrCynical February 8, 2007