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Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
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(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
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I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
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Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
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