mountain peaking

When you take a shit big enough to clear the water and then ejaculate on the top

Do it mountain peaking

by Moro September 27, 2013

the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010

The BK Parking Lot

- Where we're trying to get all 'Teh Interweb Shit Talking Clannies to meet us, so that we can all have a nice, long 'talk', face to face, about all the childish bullshit that's forever going on.

- Where the real life 'Sharks' and the 'Jets' have a 'rumble'.

- Where we'll all sit and eat our fries, after we're done dealing with all the trouble makers who are currently too afraid to step up to the plate and take responsibility for their actions.

Step away from the keyboard, and step up to the plate! See shut up and bring it, clannie, the clan, the queen, minion, lemming.

LiveJournal Entry: "I hate (inset name). I'm going to just keep using this journal as a way to fuck with them."
Comment to Entry: "Listen. Quit this hiding behind teh interweb shite. Shut up and BRING IT to The BK Parking Lot. 7pm. We'll all be waiting with bells on, and fries in hand."

by Bring the Baseball Bat December 6, 2004

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

parking karma

The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.

Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "

by sunbl00d August 21, 2011

Perrins

Perrins is another name for Mall Santa

Have you seen that Perrins at the mall?

by ElonMusk607 November 27, 2019