Guacamole Nigga Penis

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.

-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

by wowKostas August 6, 2020

paris hilton

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.

Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.

by Doozy December 9, 2008

Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav

Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis

by ashwindar October 17, 2008

Paris Hiltons

Female correctional facilities in California.

That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.

by dougless May 23, 2007

internet penis

Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."

Synonymous with e-penis

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.

You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.

by Honor April 19, 2006

Paris Hilton

The only person whose nude fakes are real

Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!

by Reason user September 26, 2008

penis brittle

dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.

man that guys got some thick penis brittle

by moo mmo April 30, 2003