panda bear

When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)

I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!

panda bear by jack oph May 18, 2008

Panda Express 

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

Panda Express by 69_yessss November 28, 2009

Panda Penis Polisher 

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

Panda Penis Polisher by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

Panda Bacon 

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

Panda Bacon by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

Panda-fuckin-monium

Absolute insanity, extreme pandemonium

Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.

Panda-fuckin-monium by shu524 August 6, 2010

Panda Asshole 

An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.

I wanna see a Panda Asshole one day havent seen one in a long time

Panda Asshole by IsBoyHD June 23, 2016

Panda Express 

A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.

Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?

Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.

Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.

Panda Express by StealthBlackHand March 21, 2009