Pakked

A term used by some people to describe being shagged by an Asian.

Hey - there's Shazza, I hear she got pakked on Saturday night behind the bus station.

by SlimRick September 27, 2008

Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.

I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

packaging sperm

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

by eriador April 7, 2007

secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.

Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.

by Memodreads February 21, 2017