privately complicated

It is a term for someone who is in love, but choose to never show it as there is more important thing going on in life. These situation leads to an inner conflict in this person's life that is able to change the attitudes, perspectives and behavior towards ones.

Oh gosh, this girl is so cute, but I love my job. I am privately complicated now

by Khaminov June 29, 2014

Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.

She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.

by Team Tucson September 8, 2023

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023