Sensitive player

the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.

“bobs an ass”
“Nah he’s just a sensitive player”

by olivia32 December 19, 2019

Stem player

a new device created by Kanye West, you can buy that 200$ to listen to Donda 2 and other music with some good features

- hey do you have a stem player?
- yeah, i bought it for $200

by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2022

Player Gametoons

a weirdo from gametoons who always loses

guy 69: did you watch gametoons
guy 420: no what the flip is a game toon
guy 69: nvm i just think Player is cool
guy 420: whatever player is, it's not cool
guy 69: his name is technically Player Gametoons but ok
guy 420: my statement stands.

by BentPlayz222 February 10, 2022

Star Player

Almost everyone knows that the star player of our basketball team is Aprilla she is the new LeBron James. Seriously I’m not kidding.

Aliecy- Who’s that cool kid over there?

Gregstnstn- It’s Aprilla she’s so freeking good

Bob Jeffington- shes our star player she gets all the goals

by lOopY.ChiCKeN_daNCe October 14, 2021

Rust player

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement

"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

by Yourfavoritedumbass__ May 4, 2022

Xbox player

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.

"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"

by Pajcho March 12, 2022

two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.

Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)

by captianstabber May 14, 2014