Pathological Whore

A person who consistently acts on compulsions of promiscuous behavior, not limited to weekdays, and/or family parties.

God, Jenny is such a pathological whore, she always has to pick up men at the annual Christmas party.

by whalelover26 May 7, 2016

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Pastornized

When the priest takes the boy to the back room

Father finnely just pastornized all over my back mommy

by Lippy1488 December 23, 2016

paktot

Paktot is a person who is highly drunk and tries to spell potato correctly.

I wanna be a paktot.

by Unicorn128746 August 5, 2017

pastorraping

a pastor that rapes people in his church

i just got out of pastorraping

by draydenjj June 11, 2018

Pathological liar

Liar.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.

Ethan’s mind: “if I say I am the messiah will they believe me? Yes, whatever gets us more attention. I crave attention. I am a pathological liar. My name isn’t even Ethan, that’s another lie”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”

by Rara da noisy lion April 6, 2019

pastorialnites

1. When a clergyman or woman is unable to manage other aspects of their life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
2. Inability to manage other aspects of life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
3. Unable to make thoughtful decisions related to matters which are not specific to their ministry!

For example: He is suffering from acute pastorialnites!

I am suffering from acute pastorialnites today!

by grace4life May 14, 2019