Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.

Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.

by Llama llama December 26, 2021

paint protection

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I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.

by qwerty-bob December 03, 2019

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

by Harlem Struggle For You March 24, 2020

antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.

In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.

by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 17, 2014