Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 March 20, 2016

chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.

When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.

by themysteriousone101 March 22, 2014

Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.

Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.

by Llama llama December 26, 2021

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

paint protection

Protectnetic by half price car care Perth

I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.

by qwerty-bob December 03, 2019

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 25, 2008