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greek opening

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.
by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022
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buyased opinion

A personal view dat's artificially affected by consumerism.
I try to be frugal and save money whenever I reasonably can, so I could likely give you an UNbuyased opinion on pretty much any subject.
by QuacksO December 8, 2022
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Toms opinion

Typical Toms opinion thought process
by 1905steven December 10, 2022
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biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.
In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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your opinion

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
by francac March 21, 2023
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A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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buyassed opinion

Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.
If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
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