Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

Yeet onto the street

Yeet onto the street is the act of kicking someone out, or willingly leaving a living area and becoming homeless.

"Hey aren't you still living with your mom?"

"Nah, I had to yeet onto the street."

by ThotticusBinch June 7, 2018

social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

Exiled On Top

Refers to the faction Exiled being on top. Exiled is the best faction to every exist, lead by Jaimo

Exiled on top

by callmefear November 7, 2018

Rhode Island Octopus

The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.

Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.

by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017

I will come out on top

Just you all wait and see.

Why don’t you all just drop dead?

I will come out on top. Soon enough

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

Octopussy

A name used to describe a male who cannot keep his hands to himself. God gave the male 2 hands, however at times it can feel that they have 8 hands. Hence the phrase Octopussy. The phrase is commonly used in Scotland more than anywhere else. Urban history suggests the phrase originates from Lap Dancing Bars in Edinburgh.

Person 1: That guy was a real sleaze he had his hands all over me, it was like he had 8!
Person 2: He sounds like an Octopussy hun!

by Jack Roseby April 12, 2008