A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.
Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
by Oreolization May 13, 2018
Get the Shower Textmug. (Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter
by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011
Get the Text Neglectermug. The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
by LOBO October 18, 2004
Get the sex textmug. A person who doesn't share texts. You're trying to find something fun to do and a friend says they'll text someone to figure out plans. You will then see them sending texts back and forth but when you ask what the person is saying they won't tell you.
*Phone Beep*
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?
Dude 2:... *Texting*
Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?
Dude 2:... *Texting*
Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.
by Cam F October 19, 2008
Get the Text-Whoremug. When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
by Blondie74 June 4, 2009
Get the Text comamug. A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 7, 2011
Get the Closure Textmug. When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.
"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009
Get the text sarcasmmug.