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facebookable

A chick/dude who is good looking enough to be considered a facebook friend
Jill: "oh...hes facebookable"

or

Brian: "Yo what do u think about that chick over there?"
Jahn: "WHOA snap out of it.....she is absolutley not facebookable."
by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
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facebook

(verb) to send someone a typed document in a Facebook message
Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing?
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.
by EmoKid January 8, 2009
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Facebook

Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.
"Dude, after the LotR signing session, I found this drunk chick who actually gave me a facebook!"
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facebooked

When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.
I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.
by YourDailyLOL October 21, 2008
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facebook

a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =
like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!
by trueloveisSOalie May 5, 2006
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facebook

To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
by Doorwithin June 22, 2011
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Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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