naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

especially naked

When one is without clothes except for socks on ones feet.

My Harry Potter erotica is basically a shot for shot remake of the original films, expect all the characters will be naked. And Ron will be especially naked: he'll be wearing socks

by Jason Waterfallz May 7, 2017

Naked martin

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

by Dan hambly November 24, 2020

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022

Naked Friendly

Naked Friendly is a way to say that you're fucking.

When her husband asked, she told him that we were Naked Friendly.

Obviously I wanted to get Naked Friendly, she's a total MILF.

by P-kiddy January 15, 2010

naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.

I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.

by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017