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nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
by jimmycakes May 26, 2016
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nut panther

Southwestern Ontario term for a black squirrel.
by Dr. Bacon August 9, 2017
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nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.
My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.
by Ballboy October 24, 2017
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nut coke

A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.
Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?

Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk

Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.
by PubMonkeyBarLit May 9, 2018
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nut drop soup

A nutritious soup consisting of broth brought to a simmering boil, then finished by adding a thin stream of semen to the boiling broth in the final moments of cooking (preferably by ejaculating directly into the broth). This creates thick, silken strands of cooked cum that float in the soup. Remarkably similar to egg drop soup in appearance, but generally much higher in protein.
Baby gurl come join me at the table - I made your favorite dinner, a nice piping bowl of nut drop soup!
by BG42 May 21, 2018
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nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens, is to be used in anticipation of something bad
If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.
by real boy lucas September 29, 2018
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Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
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