Mistake

You

Mom: FIND A JOB YOU FUCKING MISTAKE

by Lioily June 13, 2018

mistakes

its you.

hey dude what are mistakes...?

person: boi every mistake is you.

by Alex Adler December 12, 2019

Mistake

Many definitions, but the most used, is yourself

Im a mistake

by zaqwszsfdzsgf February 10, 2020

Mistake

The opposite of The Urban Dictionary

Shoot I made a mistake

by SpookyTheMimikyu April 28, 2022

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

cawk masta

The masta of cawk. Usually one with a high proficiency with his own cawk or others. A man who has the ability to control all the cawk in the land, and all other cawks bow down to his sexual prowess.

Damn dude, Greg is such a cawk masta. I feel like I have mangina whenever he comes around. His mastery of the cawk makes mine shrivel away and hide!

Betsy loves to be rode by a cawk masta.

by Mr. McPatty Cakes September 19, 2006