Muttin' around

To laze around in front of the tv or computer, enjoying the simple life like a dog.
To have a quick siesta.

"Whatcha up to?"
"Nothin' much, just muttin' around."

by Barry S. Beasley December 5, 2012

smelly mitten

When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.

I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!

by sickaudi October 25, 2009

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005

mutterfuhrer

A statement to be exclaimed when you want to say Mother Fucker, yet wish for an incorrect translation in the German language just to show how uncultured you are.

Correct translation: Mutter Fuhrer - Mother Leader.

*Something absolutely extraordinary occurs*

"mutterfuhrer !!!" (Mother fucker)

by Benxander February 22, 2008