Mushroomed

When a dude slaps his dick in a chics face and leaves a mushroom imprint.

Bill mushroomed that bitch good.

by Terri March 2, 2004

mushroom farm

a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion

This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.

by benny_64 March 27, 2009

mushroom menace

A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.

Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.

by ShmackDaddy April 10, 2009

mushroomism

The praise and dedication to mushrooms, be it real mushrooms or magic ones from Mario.

Practices of Mushroomism require life dedication to The Almighty Covan of Mushroomity, consuming extortionate amounts of multiple mushroom types, or just simply extreme procrastination playing any form of Mario game.

I follow Mushroomism

by DarkCandyDragon13 June 27, 2014

Mushroom

Used at a person who has a bowlcut, especially puffy bowlcuts

'Jackson you Mushroom boi'

by Xx_Diamond_Sword_xX June 14, 2018

poopie mushroom

When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.

I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.

by headshothummel February 19, 2009

boxer mushroom

When a guy wears skinny jeans, is wearing a belt, and still has his pants sagging...the big fluffy wad of boxers hanging out of the top of his skinny jeans is the "boxer mushroom."

"That guy's boxer mushroom is definitely not hot. I mean, what's he trying to do? Contain a fart?"

by crystaloney April 21, 2010