by calliope shorty August 7, 2003
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Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.
by Lilly33 October 27, 2012
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by you probably know who this is September 20, 2020
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person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
by Sameer B May 23, 2007
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it was a magnifent day, with a light wind that seemed to blow through your very soul, and monsturous clouds that resembled fantastic mountains on the far oof horizan. the sky and water seemed to megerge into one, as the green of the landscpe stood still, almost to brilliant to comprehend...then corey was hit by lighting and the day got that much better...
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