muppetslayer

muppetslayer, much like a vampire slayer. a special individual who spends their time hunting muppets.

kermit, " watch out here comes the muppetslayer."

by barbidahl August 21, 2010

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

muppetfication

The sexual act of inserting ones hand into anothers rectum far enough to control the muscles that contol the use of the mouth. Although this normaly results in death it shoud never be performed on a person who is already dead. Always use a glove when performing this act because it can lead to the transmission of std's. This is more commonly called puppeting and is becoming more common everyday.

Person 1: Whoa!, what are you doing down there?

Person 2: I thought you said you liked muppetfication?
Come on, it only hurts alittle at first.

Person 1: Get you hand away from my rectum.

by Poor Icabod March 2, 2010

muppere

Visitor from Pittsburgh area to Northwest Pennsylvania. Named for common local contraction for "I am up here"

"Muppere from Pittsburgh, you know where's the nearest Bennigan's?"

by NDNDND May 8, 2006

MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011