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morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.
Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.
by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022
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Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius
I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.
by the bronze jade December 13, 2022
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Morbius

The worst movie ever. Minions: The Rise of Gru is 1 Minionillion times better!
Morbius fans: Have you watched Morbius?
Everyone else: Absolutely NOT!
by PCRepairTech December 29, 2022
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Morbius 1

The best ace of all time
with over a morbillion confirmed shootdowns
¨holy shit it morbius
-erusean soldier
by mostcredibledefenda June 19, 2023
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Morbijittleyangalangfuttleyangsuppleyangalangplangtangalangfunguslangtangplang fr got dem wickalatookinplangalangatang back dem avenues yk what bro I'm finna get some futtlesomaluttleplatiruttletamytametamesfuttleyang for dem family yk wha im sayin
by Jittleyangalangofficial July 9, 2023
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morbius 2: more bs

The upcoming sequel to the hit movie Morbius, the first movie to gross over 100 morbillion dollars worldwide
"holy shit I can't wait to watch morbius 2: more bs"
by Saulman500 July 13, 2023
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Morbid

A super cool person/group of people with questionable morals, extremely dark sense of humour, listen to alternative music and dress alternatively, practice many forms of evil magic/voodoo, etc.

These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.

They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.

They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
"ew eMo!"
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
by Theultimaterizzmaster August 6, 2023
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