Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

Arab moist towel

When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"

Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.

Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?

by Twitter.com/BluSaiyan December 22, 2018

speaking moistly

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020

moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

by sraavo June 9, 2018

Modster

An asshole hipster. Usually someone who ruins the vibe at a good bar.

The City Grocery used to be a good bar, but now all the Modster kids hang around there.

by June Fernan July 22, 2009