Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

Moosetrack Mining

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

by cacci May 5, 2010

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

moosetart

stupid;dumb

You're a moosetart.

by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011

Moosetart

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.

Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.

by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

Molesterish

(Adj.) Having the quilites of a child molester.

The man lurking by the playground looks molesterish.

by IronKing November 2, 2012

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013