mildo

Man's dildo, for insertion in the urethra. Generally smaller/thinner than a traditional dildo.

"Have you seen 'Kids in the Sandbox'? That mildo really reamed out that guys jap's eye."

by Horace October 27, 2004

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 24, 2006

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

pedo-mile

Any long strip near a college or University where "Chicken-Hawks" drive and cruise the young college boys.

"Michele and I drove down the PBA pedo-mile and almost wrecked the car"

by chicken hawk October 7, 2007

mile high club

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.

There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.

by peridos June 21, 2010

THE GREEN MILE

The act of being forced to walk a seemingly very long hallway or corridor after the flagulance of another person is still fresh in the air, with the gas being trapped and concentrated within its small envelope.

" I had to walk the green mile to get to My apartment Tonight; I don't know Who it was or what They ate!"

by goldslinger November 10, 2009

eight mile

How far you must walk before you walk 9 miles.

I made that 8 mile trek and I'm about to die. I wish I had a car.

by jackdaniels April 28, 2004