Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

by KaBoom January 24, 2014

Mike Patton

absolute fucking genius

just listen to anything he's recorded

by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

Psycho Mike

Mexican/Irish co-host of loveline with Dr. Drew. Often does impressions of Gene Simmons, Spencer Pratt, and his own character, Rudy. Frequently comments on his small penis. Recovering drug addict. Extremely ripped and dead sexy. Has some homosexual tendancies.

I can't believe what Psycho Mike said on loveline last night. He's craaaaaazy.

by kitkatweird11 November 5, 2010

Mike Wazowski

Funky little eyeball with a funky optic nerve. Best friends with James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski stole my children.

by DramaDeciple February 20, 2019

Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.

1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns

by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008