Roughrider Massage

Getting a back rub while taking a shit.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf”
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

jones bbq and foot massage

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages

jones bbq and foot massage

by nathan_85 September 20, 2020

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

by Dave February 13, 2004

Head Massage

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.

Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!

by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

Tijuana Back Massage

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

by Aus151 July 20, 2010