mergecat

a cat kept in a car and thrown out the window as a diversion when traffic wont let you merge.

man! i just could not get on to the interstate! lucky i had a few mergecats onboard... threw a few out and i was straight in.

by cnschulz June 26, 2009

morgan parsons

Somebody who likes to wear leopard print thongs.

"Morgan Parsons likes thongs"

by sdoooofklgvgvonbjgvfkd October 7, 2013

Morgan Wand

Known mostly for his rugged good looks and proficient Jiu-Jitsu skills he is a gentleman who lets you put up the tent while he blows up the air mattress.

"Morgan Wand and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants"

by Sofunnyguy99 August 24, 2016

Morgan

Some hoe who is flatter than a f*cking clipboard

guy 1: "Bruh, I saw Morgan at the store today." guy 2: "you mean the really flat one?"

by polishdiddy November 11, 2017

Morgan

Morgan is a hoe who will spread her legs for any nigga in her sight. She falls in love to fast. And gets her heart broken over little things. She is a drama queen. And her pussy smell like fish.

Oh shit that’s Morgan. Damn I can smell her from here

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy December 27, 2018

Morgan

Heart breaking hoe bag that should die bc once she breaks your heart she moved on to someone knew!

Person 1: Morgan’s a fucking whore!
Person 2: bitch I’m Morgan

Person 1: oh shit I’m ducked

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019

Morgan

Verb; extreme physical punishment of waitstaff when they provide less than 6 of 5 stars.

The waiter didn't provide his bill when he dropped off desert so he morganed him.

by STARKPOPPIE June 9, 2021