melqing

The act of pouring milk into the urethra and then nutting to remove the milk

Dave: I had the best melqing session last night.
Ben: Yeah melqing is my favourite activity.

by N###ER November 27, 2024

melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

Melvin

Nefarious dude who has no trouble getting women and can put up a more than fair fight he will break your neck if you get close and will always protect his honor

He’s crazy as hell and hella funny he must be a Melvin!

by xGremlxn November 20, 2023

Melvin

A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.

“Have you ever heard of Melvin” ye the ghetto smart student

HOSTILE🩵

by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023

Melvin

A social outcast who needs to always be right with a more than considerable chance of being a pedophile.

Don't trust Terry, he's been giving Melvin vibes recently, I'd check his internet history.

by SamTheMelvinator December 2, 2023

Melvinisom

It’s a religion that is the best.

Melvinisom is the greatest religion of all time.

by Ollieandmevin January 19, 2024

melting cuddle

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

by I am driving at 120mph January 21, 2024