Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

Lemon Meringue

A peak moment of collaboration and magic, often experienced in music, art, or life when everything comes together in perfect harmony

That pretty lights lemon meringue swirl was the most lit moment of my life bro

by Swirlmama March 5, 2025

Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."

by Valkyrie Vision Media™ February 21, 2026

GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

Biznitch Meeting

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.

I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.

by Artist4 October 2, 2025

Quaker style meeting

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.

Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

by Quaker style meeting October 14, 2014

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015