Meade Skelton

Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.

Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.

by Fairfax2Richmond March 30, 2009

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016

Meadowsweet

a legless dragon that sacrifices children to pagan gods

Meadowsweet quietly waited under the bed until the child dangled it's legs over the edge and then proceeded to grasp the child by the ankles and complete a ceremony of human sacrifice.

by Meadowsweet's father July 25, 2017