Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017

midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Sayaka Maizono

Somebody that could break your ears from singing very loud in a second

Bobby: Hey dude did you hear Sayaka Maizono's song in Danganronpa.

Chad: What? I can't hear my ears are bleeding right now

Bobby: It probably was Sayaka

by Leon Kuwata wrote this September 3, 2020

mayonnaise

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005

Mayonnaise

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

Maymont

Litteraly a shit hole located in saskatchewan, Maymont is home of many un discovered diseases and sorrow. The hole is over run with centaurs and some forms of fish people. The people of Maymont do not function like normal people, they infact survive from photosynthesis. The down side to this is that the sun never shines in Maymont so many of the Maymont people must live in other cities durring the day.

guy 1: dear god i think hes from maymont!?
guy 2: yes you can tell by the chew stains and cowboy boots!
Maymont guy: blarghrrr awwthhyrrr!!

by the maymont hunter October 12, 2011