Pulling a Mason

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.

Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 22, 2019

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Layla grace Mason

crazy bitch who you shouldn't trust but you still do, used to have anger issues, gets hurt and crys over the littlest thing.

Also known as #1 Hoe in my contacts.

A: "Layla Grace Mason"
B: "oh that flat ass bitch!"

by badussywarof1817 January 28, 2022

sgt. matthew mason

Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner

There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.

by intollarant fool November 2, 2013

mansonite

In its simplest form, a Mansonite would be someone who listens to Marilyn Manson's music, and also agrees with his ways of thinking. Most likely a frequent poster on the Heirophant. Now a Mansonite could be some real goth who doesnt like to listen to any other stuff but NIN and MM, or it could be some poser type thinking that being a mansonite automatically makes you goth. I am a true Masonite and since when do i cut myself because thats what the goth kids do? i actaully do own clothes that are not just black (or red, if you count that) and i am quite okay with my life (a.t.m.) and i love marilyn manson not only as a band, but as a person as well, and so that is what makes me "real"

person 1: omg i like totally wuv mawiwyn manson. hes my wittle wuv bunny! im so gothy emo that i cut myself cuz his music tells me to! i am such a mansonite!!!
me: you idiot your a stupid emo kid who dresses in black and only listens to marilyn manson because he doesnt want to be called emo.im a true mansonite and so you shutup
person 2: oh...um yeah. i like. marilyn manson.
me: im sure...

by ky to the la December 28, 2005

Marilyn Manson

An under-rated genius who is misunderstood because of his album "Antichrist Superstar", in which every right-wing catholic ass who has a stick up their butt protested. I don't EVER think he has said that there is no god. He was a catholic growing up, until one of his teachers told him to "Go home for being blasphemis", in which he said "Fuck you and YOUR version God." He's stated in "Disposable Teens" that he "Never really hated the ONE TRUE GOD, but THE GOD OF THE PEOPLE I HATED" Get your fucking ignorant heads out of your asses, and THINK FOR YOURSELF!

Yes, he did drugs. He drinks Absinthe like there's going to no more!
No, he never took his ribs out to give himself oral, he said in his book if he did, there wouldn't be a Marilyn Manson because he'd be to busy sucking himself!
I don't know what exactly his sexuality is, but he was married to a beautiful burlesque dancer, and now is dating Evan Rachel Wood. He doesn't have a problem with gay people because he might be bisexual.

"We live in a society of victimization, where people are more comfortable being victimized than standing up for them selfs"
-Marilyn Manson

by M:G January 6, 2008

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 5, 2005