Masturbitionism

The act of masturbating in public, while in the nude.

There are a few nuts out there who like to indulge in a bit of masturbitionism.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010

mental masturbation

Overly intensive self gratifying procrastination, thought and contemplation for a subject not necessarily warranting such effort.

"Let's quit the mental masturbation here, its a waste of time..."

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

scat masturbation

1. Masturbating while covered in feces
2. Putting shit on your hand and masturbating thereby mimicking anal sex

1. That chick from two girls and one cup has a new video, she scat masturbates and looks all muddy. That's some awesome scat masturbation, Holmes.
2. My girl won't let me do anal so I scat masturbate to a picture of her ass. Scat masturbation makes me cum hard.

by Damian St.Croix November 28, 2013

constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

Masturbatious

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

by Nep1229 October 13, 2008

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012