Joey-Martin

Joey-Martin
noun

person
Two words used to describe a smart, sexy, way too hot for his age, sweet, bright being.

Joey Martin is a person who is loved by everyone. Maybe hated by some, but loved by lots more. Especially his best friends, they cant get enough of him.
JM is as well a person who is way hot and sexy. Usually with dark brown hair and brown eyes these joeys know how to work their magical charm.

Adjs- Smart, funny, romantic, unique, smooth, cute, sexy, affectionate, loveable.
Known to have "pink taco on the brain" many times during the day. Knows how to have a good time *wink wink*. and how to show a person a good time.

Overall a person you must get to know, and one of the awesomest people in the world by far. Great friend, person, lover and best friend.

Joey-Martin

by holliedoodle7 July 15, 2010

purple martin

when someone gets dick-slapped so hard it makes a purple penis shaped bruise on their face

she couldn't hide the purple martin i gave here no matter how much makeup she caked on

by he beaner July 26, 2011

Nasty Martini

the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs

lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix

"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"

by neonteddy July 3, 2012

lafayette marching band

a horny group of kids that walk around and CONSTANTLY talk about band. Every section is on a social hierarchy. They work almost every day, which is cool bc of their dedication and I can hear them from my house. but man oh man, they can talk and even when they don't have band, THEY HAVE BAND. They've won a lot of state championships and they're a little cocky but hey, they're good.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Lafayette High School Marching Band in Lexington, KY

Person 2: Oh yeah, lafayette marching band

Person 1: they're like the "sexually active band geeks" on Mean Girls.

by yoyoyoitsyagirlskinnypenis February 10, 2018

Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019

Martin fat

A fat wannabe ugly sloth from zootopia looking ass bitch. This fatass will eat you if ur ass smells like shit. So be sure to wipe or he'll Bach you

"damn dude you look like a Martin fat ."

by Kenbone666 November 14, 2016

marching band

The group of musicians that get more trophies than the football team and they never get recognized

The marching band is having extra practice.

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 October 11, 2018